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Yesterday I passed the ‘Life in the UK Test’ (aka Britishness Test – a problematic exercise indeed). After over 9 years in the UK I am now one step closer to Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILTR = permanent residency / settlement). The test was brought in for those seeking settlement in April 2007. For information on the test you can visit the following websites:
http://www.lifeintheuktest.gov.uk/htmlsite/index.html
http://www.cititest.com/life-in-the-uk-test/downloads
I texted several friends with the news that I had passed the test. The following are extracts from the responses I received:
- ‘…does this mean you’r not american any more? good show!’
- ‘What ho. Fancy a brew old prune? Jolly hockey sticks.’
- ‘Welcome 2 the family of jellied eels, morris dancing and football hooligansim. It’s an honour to have you on board.’
- ‘Congratulations, now u just have to pass the british aesthetics test in which u must demonstrate ur ability 2 hold a pen like dickens and grow a beard like shakespeare…’
- ‘Jolly good old fellow. One of the natives now. Wot-wot? Tally ho chap! “God save the…”‘
- ‘Eating digestives and supporting a football team?’
- ‘… do you feel at one with the british way?’
Question: Does any other country require immigrants seeking settlement to pass a ‘way of life’ test? I know that in the USA a test exists for citizenship, but I don’t think one exists for permanent residency??
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Paul Stapleton’s CSR Residency Blog
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8 days (the early evening of the 8th till the 16th of April 2007) of performance making, improvising, conversing and other shenanigans with Ben, Mona and Nick in Manchester, Preston, Glossop and Cardiff.
We performed in two of these locations, Cardiff and Preston. The first performance took place as part of Improvisation Continuums Conference.
Mona sent us a beautiful text after our parting following the Preston performance, and Ben wrote the following blog which has left me smiling…
http://beninbrooklyn.blogspot.com/2007/04/blogging-in-uk.html
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The following is a response by Paul Stapleton to a performance lecture by Simon Bowes titled Sunday With Me. Continue Reading »
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This list will be updated from time to time. It currently includes primary references for the Dialogic Evidence project. Continue Reading »
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